What delivery service should I choose?
United Kingdom: Select Royal Mail Special Delivery with this premium postal services the items are fully insured and you are guaranteed an immediate replacement in the event of the package going missing. It is the only really secure postal delivery in the UK now. The postal workers are not permitted to leave it with a neighbour or on you doorstep. This 100% insured and has the added benefit that if you are out when they try and deliver they take it back to sorting office leave you a card to arrange redelivery and keep it in your local sorting office for three weeks. This means you have plenty of time to collect it. I no longer use so called Signed for (which used to be called recorded) as there is in practice no disincentive or comeback at postal workers if they leave it on your doorstep and no comeback if it gets lost. If you are away you only have 7 days in which to collect it. And now there is barely any difference in cost in any case.
Worldwide: If you are in Europe or the rest of the world I recommend you choose Royal Mail International Tracked/Signed. I can however get a quote from a courier to you destination. For a courier quote Whats App me the items you are interested in buying and I will check the price. Please note that since Brexit we have to fill in a customs declaration and most countries will charge you vat at their local rate. When we were in the EU this was not a problem but since idiotic Brexit, nearly all customers except in the UK will get charged by their government an import tax. THIS MONEY DOES NOT COME TO BABES. You should check this out as to what rate your import tax is before you order. Please also check that the goods you select are allowed by your country to import. Not all countries allow adult toys by post though I never write that description on invoices. And it has only ever happened once but cannot compensate for any goods sent by me but seized by customs. It is important to me that I am transparent with you about the post Brexit trading difficulties. Before I post your item i will text you with the tracking code and as soon as it is handed over the counter my end it will be on their track and trace system, so you can watch it's progress.
How can I expedite my delivery?
If I have your item in stock, and am at work I can ship the next day. However, as I offer such an extensive array of colours as well as styles I may not have your first colour choice to hand. This could mean a wait of up to 28 days for delivery, to give the workshop time to make the model to your spec. If you've got a hot date that is quite a long time to wait, so what can you to do to speed it all up? Here's how:
1. Save time by checking availability with me by Whats App or text.
If you want something right away the best thing to do is text or email us. That way we can then tell you when to expect it or discuss an alternative colour in your chosen model that we could send out immediately. When people do this we can often send the item that very same day and if you are in the UK and choose special delivery that means your stuff can be on the mat in the morning!
2. Save time AND up to 40% by choosing a 'Random Colour'.
For those who just want to get on with it, don't want to phone, and are really not fussed about the colour, substantial savings as well as time can be made by letting us choose from stock. Just select the random colour option in the drop down menu when you make your choice. If you select this option you will generally get your items within a week. The smaller items like the butt plugs are particularly cheap to buy this way.
If there is a colour you really hate, just write it in the comments field when you place the order and i will make sure you don't receive that finish. Alternatively Whats App, text or email us this info, stating your name and the model in question. Kindest Ande, head honcho at the Bank of Bonk.
Contact Us by:
WhatsApp: +44 (0)7917 626 777 This is the most efficient way for a speedy response.
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email: babesnhorny@gmail.com
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