INFORMATION

DILDOS

Aspire to the design high ground | Quantative pleasing. With us it's not about one fit, but who you are, what lifestyle you lead, and who it is you're loving. And because we are THE specialists, with a huge range of shapes and sizes, whether you find yourself skinted, or minted, we have will have the right model for you. Select Babes for non-phallic, Horny for all manner of priapic (cock-shaped) or Luxury for a collection of truly covetable penetralia for the design savvy.

Subcategories

BABES

Manifesto Stylish | With scores of tasteful, non-phallic dildos to suit every purpose and pocket, and 3 category ranges to choose from. Your beautiful sex-life starts here.
HORNY

Phallic penetralia par excellence | From the ultimate in verisimilitude to the paradoxically voluptuous, if you've got the horn, we've got it covered. Horny Essentials and Full Tackle emphasize realism, but not at the expense of looking grotesque. On the contrary, they are extraordinarily beautiful while remaining emphatically phallic. Within the range individual characteristics distinguish one from another. Never merely cloning each other in just small or larger versions, they each have true diversity like nature. If you are looking for a graphic, naturalistic rendition of the archetypal hard-on then look no further than our Realistic collection. These are actual casts from a penis and every detail is superbly rendered, down to the smallest pore. All our cocks come in a full suite of flesh colours breaking away from the Eurocentric hegemony usual to the genre. The Chubbies are exactly that, compact and fat and kind of friendly.
LUXURY

The Pop of Fucking | Haute Penetralia, artisan dildos in stunning designs. As worthy of a place on the most illustrious mantelpiece or between the chic-est of legs, this is a collection of truly covetable penetralia for the design savvy.Whether you opt for a delicate plant motif, psychedelic stripes or adopt the restrained pandemonium of our painterly spots, you are buying something meticulously created to order and is the ultimate, sexy and stylish present for someone really hot! To make it easy to browse we have loosely grouped them by size.
REALISTIC

Naked Glory | Ultra realistic dildos cast from real cocks in some supernatural sizes and finishes. These dildos, originally cast from life, represent the ultimate in verisimilitude. Every vein, every pore, of a fully erect cut penis has been reproduced here and the texture, skin tones and vascular detail are unsurpassed by any other dildo on the market today. If you want to go the full 9 yards and have the glans a different shade to the shaft select 'flesh Ultra' from the drop down menu. If you want a skin shade but are not fussed about the the entire cock being one shade choose flesh 'regular'.